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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via lipsandtits)

(via lipsandtits)

d-issociate:

omfggg

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

(via fuckrulesfuckyou)

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

(Source: gaksdesigns, via fuckrulesfuckyou)

killing-caitlyn:


A Schizophrenic suicide.

things don’t always get to me but this got to me